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Give Me A Home Where The Buffalo Roam

After leaving Colorado behind, we drove north through the very eastern half of Wyoming to reach South Dakota. The weather was still uncooperative, and constant cold rain meant that we were definitely staying in a motel instead of camping. But we needed to go through South Dakota as opposed to taking a more southern route for two reasons. The first was that I had never been to South Dakota before, and Katie wanted to show me some of the highlights of her childhood vacations. The second was that South Dakota has very liberal residency requirements combined with zero income taxes, so we were there to become official residents.

As we gained elevation between Eastern Wyoming and Western South Dakota, our relentless rain turned to snow. This did not discourage our sightseeing however, as our route took us right next to Mount Rushmore and that’s one of those can’t miss iconic American stops. I thought it would be free for us since we purchased an annual park pass prior to this trip. That turned out not to be the case, as Mount Rushmore is a National Memorial and not a National Park, so the pass wasn’t valid. Either way, we handed over our $10 entrance fee to the attendant, parked the car, and walked up towards the intricately carved rock face of our most famous presidents.

The fancy walkway to the mountain
And here it is! Mount Rushmore in all of its glory.

As you can tell, the weather was not only unpleasant, it limited visibility and made it impossible to see the actual monument. You’d think the person taking my money would’ve given me some sort of disclaimer or warning before paying to enter the grounds, but apparently the fact that the very thing we paid to see was not visible is not something that they feel obligated to share. Thanks for nothing!

According to the gift shop, here’s how it actually looks when it’s not snowing. I personally didn’t expect it to be so colorful.

On the bright side, our Mount Rushmore detour only delayed us by about 20 minutes, and even with our long driving day, we arrived in Rapid City a bit before dark. This was just a short stop over to sleep and get back on the road. It did seem like a nice city, and the surrounding landscape had many more exciting features than I realized, but even if we wanted to stick around and explore, the next day had a forecast of all day rain. Again.

In the spirit of full disclosure, South Dakota is not the most exciting state to drive through. On the west side, Rapid City has some nice areas with views and varying terrain, and we also really enjoyed Sioux Falls. But in between, the only entertaining thing for the five plus hours of driving are the Wall Drug billboards. These aren’t the giant billboards supported by a ton of steel and lit up all night long. Instead, these billboards are the painted pieces of plywood kind, held up by two wooden posts in the corner of a farmer’s field. And because of that, they must be pretty cheap because they are practically never ending while driving along I-90. The billboards tout Wall Drug’s free ice water, 5¢ coffee, western wear, homemade pie, and free coffee and donut for honeymooners. It didn’t stop there. Numerous others told us Only 137 Miles to Wall Drug, that we should be ourselves, and things like “Wall Drug. It’s Cool!”. So of course we had to stop.

Hello buffalo

Wall Drug is a glorious display of sprawling capitalistic ingenuity. It must’ve started out as a small area, but has expanded into multiple interconnected stores under the Wall Drug umbrella selling everything from food to clothing to jewelry to arcade games. There are stuffed buffalo, giant jackalopes, and dinosaurs to pose for pictures with. There are fortune teller machines like in the movie Big. They have an automated “band”, similar to a player piano but more grand.

A giant jackalope with a saddle just begging for pictures (when not raining)

It’s a nearly endless maze of consumerism at, in my opinion, very reasonable prices. Very little actual drug store merchandise was available, but no one seemed to care, including us. They even have free bumper stickers (one per vehicle), which may explain why they are so prevalent around the Midwest. Between the extremely frequent wooden billboards and the free stickers, their marketing campaign is similar to their actual wares, both of which are decidedly old school.

After fully embracing this cultural phenomenon of our soon to be homeland for a couple of hours, we carried on to Sioux Falls. I’m not ashamed to admit that I knew basically nothing about this city prior to arrival. But after spending three days there, I must say that it’s a really nice and inviting place. The Big Sioux River meanders throughout the city and is surrounded almost exclusively by parkland with miles of multi use trails. The flagship park is Falls Park and it’s truly mesmerizing. Here the river flows over pink quartzite stone and adds a lot of color and beauty to the already pleasant water. It even stopped raining for a few hours for us to enjoy it.

Falls Park in Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Not many barriers and plenty of slippery rocks, so don’t get too close

The downtown Sioux Falls area is filled with revitalized brick buildings occupied by trendy shops and restaurants. The streets have lots of art as well to enliven the area. Specifically, they had a sculpture installation consisting of dozens of works that spanned a few blocks. This is apparently a tradition each year. Artists supply their work, the residents vote, and the winning piece gets purchased by the city to add to their permanent collection. All in all, we really liked the city.

Art sculpture of a woman dancing

But the real reason we were in Sioux Falls was not pleasure, it was business. As mentioned above, South Dakota has lenient requirements when it comes to residency and we were prepared to take advantage of them. The entire process was surprisingly easy. Even the DMV people were pleasant. I realize that’s hard to believe, but it’s the truth.

The typical DMV experience, but not in South Dakota

The first step towards residency is to purchase an account through a private mail service, which as nomadic travelers, we needed to do anyway in order to receive mail. We used Dakota Post, and they are very nice people who will help you not only with the mailbox portion but also help walk you through the whole residency process.

Dakota Post will provide proof that you purchased the mailbox service through them in the form of a letter. This, combined with a receipt showing at least one night in a local hotel or campground and a signed waiver that you plan to travel and will not be a resident of any other state is enough to get a South Dakota driver license. That license can then be used to register your vehicle and get license plates if applicable. If you want to read in depth about the steps needed for the residency process, this post was the most comprehensive one that I found when researching it.

A fun place to spend an afternoon, or to live

So with our California residency officially concluded, we are now free to gallivant around the world without paying extra taxes just because of where we used to live. We will still be responsible for our US federal tax bill because we will be traveling on tourist visas and won’t be staying in any one spot long enough to establish residency while abroad. But with low spending and no unexpected large expenses, that bill should be pretty close to zero as well. It’s kind of crazy how little tax burden there is for someone with only passive income, especially at lower income levels. Add that to the already long list of reasons why it’s good to be retired.

This concludes the series of posts regarding our cross country driving adventure. From Sioux Falls, we traveled to Illinois to stay with Katie’s parents and then onto Michigan to stay with mine. We have been seeing old friends and spending time with family before this nomadic retirement really kicks off. The next travel themed post will be a bit more exotic than South Dakota, as we’re off to Thailand shortly to kick off some time in South East Asia. Stay tuned!

7 Comments

  1. I’m a friend of Peter from Sterling… Retired teacher. Thanks for the interesting post about the beginning of your journey. Looking forward to periodic updates. Have fun and stay safe.

  2. I bet you weren’t expecting your stop at Wall Drug to work out better than your stop at Mount Rushmore!

    Looking forward to hearing about Thailand. We travelled in Asia and Australia for four months last year, but I think went a bit too quickly. How long are you planning on travelling, and how long in each country?

    • Eric

      June 15, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      Good questions David. I’m not sure I have the answers yet. What we do know is that we plan to stay in each country for as long as the visa allows, so we’ll do 60 days in Thailand as that’s our visa length before moving on. But as far as how fast we’ll move within each country, that’s probably something we’ll get a better feel for as we start doing it.

  3. Glenda Lehman

    June 15, 2019 at 5:41 am

    So love reading your posts and look forward to more as your world of adventure continues to unfold. Good luck, God Bless, and be safe. 💕
    Aunt Glenda

  4. Great post. We are definitely interested to change our residency status outside of California since we don’t expect to spend more than 2 months a year in California and we would not mind paying waaaaay less tax in the process by leaving California from tax purposes 🙂

    Terminating Californian residency following your steps seems super simple and actually to go to be true for former California residents.

    I’ve heard that terminating your Californian residency can actually be a pretty complicated process. For instance did you have to close any bank accounts or other tied you have in California as the IRS seems to require? Did you also check with a lawyer about the process you followed? I’m personally a bit scared that a one night stay as proof of new residency will be enough if the IRS look at my new tax return and review how I got my new residency. Are you concern about that or is it just me that should chill a bit more 🙂

    • Eric

      June 16, 2019 at 6:30 am

      I’ve also heard that California can be pretty aggressive when it comes to residency and taxes. But I think that’s more for people who have some ties there still. We moved out at the end of April and will not be returning. I notified the DMV and cancelled our voter registrations. All addresses have been switched to our new SD residence. So while I’m also a bit skeptical, we really have cut ties with CA and this is not some way simply to skirt taxes while also attempting to live or work there. I’m also a little fish in a big pond, since our income moving forward will be pretty small (especially comparatively). But I really won’t know the answer to whether it works or not for a few years, because I’ll need to file for 2019 and then wait to see if CA audits that return or not. I do feel like I’m on pretty solid ground though. I won’t step foot in CA soil for the rest of 2019 and likely no soil besides an airport for 2020 and beyond for a while.

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